Neighborhood Watch: Golden Retriever Division - Front & Back Design Tee
Who needs a security system when you've got a Golden Retriever on duty? This playful, double-sided tee features your favorite furry lookout doing what they do best—keeping a close eye on the neighborhood.
🦴 Front: A curious Golden Retriever peeks through the blinds, proudly labeled "Neighborhood Watch: Golden Retriever Division"—because every street needs its resident floof patrol.
🐾 Back: The view from behind! Our vigilant pup is seen gazing out the window, ready to alert the household of suspicious squirrels, rogue delivery drivers, and... leaf movement.
Perfect for proud dog parents, Golden lovers, and anyone who knows their pup takes “watchdog” duties very seriously—with a wagging tail, of course.
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Fursplaining
- Email: contact@support.fursplaining.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Neighborhood Watch: Golden Retriever Division - Front & Back Design Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|