#306 Passive Aggressive Tips from Your Cat – Push the Bowl. Signal Culinary Neglect. | Volume 1 Apron
Tip #306 from the Passive Aggressive Tips from Your Cat series makes its way to the kitchen, where food is love—and dramatics are daily. Push your bowl just far enough to imply you're seconds from wasting away. Bonus points if the food is still in there.
This apron is perfect for the pet parent who’s mastered the art of cooking under judgmental supervision. Part of Volume 1 of the Passive Aggressive Tips from Your Cat collection.
Wear it proudly… but don’t expect applause from the feline critic.
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More details
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
- Adjustable straps
- Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments
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- Name: Fursplaining
- Email: contact@support.fursplaining.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.