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#306 Passive Aggressive Tips from Your Cat – Push the Bowl. Signal the End Is Near. | Volume 1

$30.72 CAD

Tip #306 from the Passive Aggressive Tips from Your Cat series dives deep into emotional blackmail, feline edition. Push your food bowl slightly—just far enough to imply starvation. Make intense eye contact. Bonus points if there’s still food in it.

This shirt honors the daily drama of living with a pet who’s one bowl nudge away from writing a memoir called "Ignored and Underfed: The Untold Story."

Part of Volume 1 of the Passive Aggressive Tips from Your Cat collection. Wear it with the intensity of someone who might not make it to dinner.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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#306 Passive Aggressive Tips from Your Cat – Push the Bowl. Signal the End Is Near. | Volume 1 Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

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A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.